Lily Allen isn’t the only one declaring pregnancy today — Jamie-Lynn Spears dropped a bombshell earlier after spilling her guys to OK! Magazine, confessing the existence of a 3-month old fetus, courtesy of 19-year-old boyfriend and aspiring K-Fed #2, Dick McDouchebag.
Funny how this post quickly trailed from the fact that Lily Allen will be birthing a child. I wasn’t aware it was scientifically possible for trench donkey’s to incubate a human.
Yes, that’s correct. Discovery Communications is officially on crack and in their brilliant minds have decided to hand Sarah Palin her own reality show titled